Movie Review!

 Yep. 

I watched it.

When I first saw that Brad Pitt was in a new movie and it was about 

some kind of war, I was excited.

Until, I found out the "Z" stood for Zombies!!!

 Zombies did not deter my husband though

He wanted to see it.

Oh, he tried to trick me, by disguising the movie 

with words like, "Brad Pitt is in it, it can't be that bad."

and

"Come on, it's a Brad Pitt movie"

 OK, I admit it.

I like Brad Pitt.

I don't care if he showers or not

I like him.

I like this woman he is not married to too.

I really like her.

 I actually couldn't really think of many movies he's been in 

except the Ocean's Eleven movies...and that first one that I remember,

 you know,

that western horse one

 where he falls in love with his gone to war brother's wife.

(Legends of the Fall)

Ooooh, Seven was good...

Anyway, I like him

Good movies, bad movies, I don't care.

Hey, he has 6 kids

(so what if they are zillionaires and probably have servants doing everything for them?)

They know some normal crazy

Look at that picture (above)

That's normal crazy (taking 6 kids to the airport)

And so maybe that's why I like him.

And maybe that's why I watched his Zombie movie!

That, and my friend Jen encouraged me to do it.

I give it a thumbs up!!

I say watch it!

I'm going to tell you why now, 

But

this is a spoiler alert here

so go no further

 if you don't want to know

 one detail

that made me actually like this movie.

Had I known

 this detail

 before I watched

I might not have doubted it in the first place!  

 They are called "Zombies" because of a lack of a better word

think along the lines of 

VIRUS!

Think of movies like Contagion 

and Outbreak

 Only no monkeys

I liked that there were no swear words (that I remember)

and no gore, really, no blood, not much anyway.

All the "Zombies" do is bite. 

 This is as gory as it gets

It is suspenseful though

Very suspenseful.

I kind of thought maybe this doctor Zombie 

maybe could only get work working as a Zombie,

because he reminded me of the Sprint Zombie

(Why am I capitalizing "Zombie"?)

 But upon further research....

Clearly, he is not the same Zombie man.

(bottom one is the Sprint one)

So, yep, I watched a Zombie movie

Once in a while I'll surprise you...

And in the end, of course, Brad Pitt is the hero

And he's kind of a cute hero

whether he showers or not, I don't care.