Showing posts with label Funny Things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Things. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Reviews!

 My 10 year old and I went out for some "mom time"
(we used to call them "mommy dates" 
but now that the kids are older, well, um...it's changed)
We went out to eat and then shopping and then onto see this movie!
At the movie theater
(so this one is not out yet in video)
IT WAS SUPER!!!!

I loved it.
Steve Carell was awesome in it.
And
 Jennifer Garner was in it.
  (need I say more?)
(I like her)
Laugh outloud funny!

(my other Steve Carell favorites, besides The Office?
The Way Way Back, and Dan in Real Life)


 Mommy date
Can anyone say Maude?
Seriously, I look like Maude. 
This is what I wore Sunday. 
I look like Maude.
If you don't know who Maude is, you are too young, just look at me.
If you do know who Maude is, then,
 you know I'm right.

 Failed selfie...sunlight...shadows...oh, well!
 TV Show review!
I am watching The Glades on Netflix.
I am really liking it.
The first couple shows, the main character, Jim, I was not so sure about.
But as each season has gone on, I've liked him more and more.
It's a murder mystery type light hearted show.

 Toilet paper!!
We all use it.
We all need it.
But not all toilet papers are the same.
This is the kind I like to buy.
It's soft, thick enough for the job and I've literally used it all my life, 
as my mom buys this kind too.

This is the best toilet paper out there.
 The problem is my toilet paper causes our new toilets to get stopped up
(with a little help from certain little people that like to use lots and lots of it,
 but do not like to flush)

Our plumber told us
(he frequents our home)
that we should switch to Scott toilet paper.
My heart sank.
Have you tried this stuff?
It is gas-station-paper thin!!

I'm sorry in advance, if you come to our home,
for our toilet paper.
You can use a ton though, even choose to not flush 
and it will not stop up our toilets.

 THE BEST THING I LEARNED ALL SUMMER:
(Thanks Amanda)

If you wear skirts and your legs rub together and sweat
 (and you are tired of wearing biker shorts under your skirts)
put deodorant between your legs. 

Yep.
It works!  


 Onto more movie reviews!
These are all in video, we watch via Netflix!

X-Men!!

Well, I suppose you'd have to already be a fan of  the X-Men to like these.
I am.
So I loved it.

But with this one, I didn't like that because Wolverine went back to the past,
the future was changed (which was the point of the whole movie) 
but, I want to know what the new future was, which is now the past, 
because it ends in the present.

Follow me?

(Like did Mystique end up being good?)

I'm excited they could make a lot of new movies because of these questions.
Right?
 This movie was pretty good.
Different, but good.
I think Tom Cruise did a really good job at showing a man
be kind of a jerk and humble himself, by dying over and over again and again.


Now I'm probably going to get in trouble with you for this one.
I did not like this one.
I'll repeat that I did NOT like this one!
half way through, I was ready for both of them to die.
(it's about 2 terminally ill teens)
They sleep together, they show them take each other's clothes off .

Why do they do that?
They did not have to do that for this movie.
They can fall in love without sleeping together.
It happens in real life, really, it does.

But that was only one thing I didn't like about the movie.
I actually didn't like the movie.
It was slow and like I said, I wanted them to die already.

I don't know...I just didn't like it. 
(I'm the happy ending person, remember?)
(which is why I wanted them to die, so I could be happy) 

 Here's another thing I did not like!
I love to workout, really, I do.
I've been trying to work out again
(see above Maude picture)
But, I just don't like her personality, especially while I'm working out. 
Every day.
She's obnoxious.
Maybe she needs to workout in Hawaii or something.
Maybe she'd be happy then.






Like him
I love him.
OK, I don't really love him!
But I sure love his workouts!
This is Gilad.
We do not have TV anymore, we just do Netflix.
I have a couple of his videos, but they are not the same 
as the shows they have on FitTV at 5:30am

Gilad's Total Body Sculpt
(Below)

I don't know, he's just friendlier, happy, 
yet he gives a really good workout.

I signed up for this monthly streaming thing.
HERE
I can get any and all of his TV shows streamed onto my computer.
for $9.99/month.
(yeah, Tom was not happy with that)
But, it's cheaper than a membership 
and it makes me happy.
(and I can cancel anytime I want to)



Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Movie Reviews and Stuff

 This movie was not good.
It was a BAD movie, actually.

I don't do bad reviews usually.
I usually keep those to myself. 
But this time, I wanted to let you know.

This movie has an all star cast, 
and the acting is wonderful.
Really, the acting was superb, they all did a super job of portraying 
these nasty characters.

The movie was about nasty people and it stayed nasty the whole way though 
It had a terrible ending. 
Everyone stayed nasty.

Don't watch this one.
 Now, this movie,

WATCH!!

You must!

I thought it was an awesome movie!
 In Walter Mitty's search for this photographer, played by Sean Penn,
I was not disappointed, he turned out to be a really good guy.

I like it when good actors play good people!

 Frozen.
Do I need to tell you to watch this one?
Even adults with no children would like this one.
Serious.
Ask my 2 year old.

(he thinks he's Olaf)

We could watch this movie every single day.
(maybe we do, maybe we don't, I'm not telling)
 This group, Anthem Lights was brought to my attention this week
I'm really impressed with them
I like their versions of the songs they sing better than the original artists.

I had to look up what a "Cover Group" was though.
I guess they do cover hits, songs by other people. 

That's what they do.
They do have some songs of their own though.
I hope they make it big, because I really like their voices.
(they are pretty cute too)


 that video and finding of that group, 
led me to this movie coming out in the Fall of 2014

This really looks like a great movie!



I have a date when this opens in theaters next week,
 to see this with some other MOMS!!
I'm kind of excited to laugh with other moms!!  

Want to come with us?

 I saw this and thought it was pretty dang funny.


Wonder Woman!!
Who used to watch this?
Someone once told me when my hair is wet, I look like Wonder Woman.

That's kind of stupid.
Why with my hair wet?

 Oh, yes, I see the resemblance...hahah!!!  (NOT REALLY)

Wish I had her body though.




 She's still a beautiful woman!!

Gotta love 70's TV shows...
not sure I could make it through a whole show now though!
(for sure not without laughing!)

This is SO not true.
At all.
You are going to try it anyway, aren't you?


 We had these new apples last week.
They are interesting.
 They are crisp and juicy
and really do taste like grapes. 
(but they taste like the fake grape flavor)

But when I'm eating an apple, I want it to taste like an apple. 
So I'm not going to buy these again.

 Oh, Easter candy, 
how I wish you'd only be here for one day.

What do you do with all your kiddo's candy?
Do you let them have it all and trust they will not eat it all in one sitting and puke later?
Or do you limit how much they can have?

(I do a little of both I guess...littles get like 2 pieces after lunch and supper and 
sometimes they get a snack)

I've been finding wrappers everywhere though...
like maybe they've been sneaking it.
Oh, well...can't wait til it's gone.

Found this one hour stuff!
It was 25 bucks (!) (at Wal-mart)
and had 4 days worth in it.
Supposedly same amount of whitening in this box
 as the stuff that costs 40 bucks and takes a week.


I have to do this about every year.
I think it works really good!
Do you use anything for whitening your teeth?


What are you having for supper tonite?
is what we are having for supper tonite!


Friday, February 21, 2014

A Few Things

 I have 2 episodes of Downton Abbey on my DVR
and just can't find the time to watch!

The babies bug me in the show.
I want to hold them and play with them!
I'm sure it is like that for the very rich,
but, then, they need to show the very poor with their children or something

One time they showed, I think Lady Mary in a car, driving away,
passing the nannies walking the babies, 
and she did not even stop the car!

I'd be like, "Stop the car! Stop the car!  I must say good-bye to my baby!"
Nope.
Nothing.

 Wouldn't bloopers be fun to watch from Downton Abbey?

 I saw this yesterday on Facebook.
No wonder I can never get them to stay in anyone's hair
I've been putting them in upside down!!
 Can you believe Friends has been off that long?

 I saw this on Facebook and had to laugh, this is me totally.

 This was another thing I found this week about 
my favorite cartoon kid movie!! 
Read HERE

We used to have it in VHS, but no longer have a player, 
I think we might need to find this in DVD
(for me)

 This is what we use for easily distracted kids!
I actually found these at Oriental Trading
for pretty cheap (I can't link, I can't find them now)
This is 2 dividers taped together to make it tall enough.
If I find the link, I'll link it!
Milk chocolate and dark chocolate have come to a tie!!

Kind of funny.  
If you want to vote for your favorite, go 
to my last post
I've had one of those weeks, 
on the verge of tears all week.
(I got my period yesterday, that explains that)
but when it happens, it's like all my worries 
are all on edge
and the only thing that helps 
is Jesus.
I am so thankful for Jesus in the Blessed Sacrament, 
that He waits for me to come in Adoration.










 I'll end this with some cute for you.
she can barely walk, it's so deep.
 We got dumped yesterday with a ton more snow....and it's cold and windy
and drifting like crazy outside. 

I want to go bake cookies and watch me those Downton Abbey episodes...

Have a wonderful weekend!

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Stuff

First, I wanted to share a couple of my current favorite songs:



And that tub scene, ummm, they are married.
I'm sure of it.

I love the young love and the old love.

Waiting for Superman....Love this!
(I have my Superman--Tom)

I love pretty much anything Daughtry.
Anyone remember him from American Idol?
He was my pick.


 Onto Downton Abbey!!
DON'T READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!


These two made me kind of, I don't know, sad.
Or maybe glum.
Yeah, I was glum about them.
 Til this last episode!!
Yay!  It was a great one!
(OK, except that she was still technically lying)

Here they are in real life.
Amazing transformations, huh?
They must put on pastey white make up or something for the show
They are glowing here!


And this is why I don't jog or run.
(or jump on the trampoline)
I'm serious.
Ask anyone who knows me.

Oh, what should I do with my hair?
It's long and curly and driving me crazy right now.



The Comprehensive Elimination Diet

Anyone hear of it?
Anyone try it and survive?

Tom has had some serious health issues
he's been home from work since Christmas.
His doctor put him on this diet,
to clean out his system,
so maybe his body will respond better.

He cannot have:
Wheat
Soy
Sugar or artificial sweeteners, not even honey
Oranges
Corn
Dairy
Beef or Pork
No coffee or tea

He can have Chicken or Turkey if it is all natural and raised organically
And he can have lamb
(do you know how expensive those meats are?)

Basically he's living on beans and brown rice.
He can have fruit
He does not like veggies
(which he can have)
He can have almonds and walnuts

He did not care for the almond milk...we tried it in a smoothie for him...but without the yogurt,
it just was NOT good.
I actually liked the almond milk plain. (a little)
And, NO, he does not like coconut milk, or ANYTHING COCONUT!!
(I love coconut milk and use it for my smoothies!)

It's only 30days...29days...28 days...
Hoping and praying this works.

Will you please pray for him?

I can take just about anything, if it is happening to me,
but when it is happening to people I love, 
and I'm helpless...well...it's way harder. 




Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Let's Talk!


Gosh, I love this song!
I just want to get you in the mood to be here!
I love Matt Maher's music!
I especially love this song. 
This song came on during my 30 minute treadmill walk,
last week
and I broke down crying (but kept walking)
It's just so powerful.
He is in front of Jesus in the Blessed Sacrament, 
which is why he's kneeling, 
with the Holy Father!!  
(for World Youth Day in July)

Powerful, I tell you, makes me want to fall down on my knees.
(but that makes it hard to walk on the treadmill)

 Speaking of walking,
I just had my last cup of International Foods French Vanilla Coffee today.
Last, because it takes up like 9  Weight Watcher 
points when I have a big cup like this for breakfast.

I like having this for breakfast because I don't have to think about what I want
I just make it and teach school while I drink it.

But
It's really not healthy for me at all.
It's just a pleasure.
I can give it up, right?
(OH, and the Weight Watcher thing, I"m trying, it's just that 
Halloween happened)

Speaking of Halloween, I find this funny.
Am I a mean parent?
(I didn't do this, I just find it funny)
(and kind of sick and sad at the same time)


 How about some cuteness?
I know, it's been a while!
The kids are doing great!
These little cuties are best of friends!
Here I am trying to get a pumpkin picture...
 "Simeon, sit down."
 He's escaping...
 "OK, there you go, hold the little pumpkin!"
 "OK, get a good grip, now look at mama!"
 "Whoa!  It's not a ball!"  Can you hear everyone laughing? 
 (they are, and they are running after the rolling pumpkin!)
Look at his face!! 
OH, hahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
OH, you little stinkpot!

He is SO FULL of personality folks, 
It's wonderful.

 One of my most favorite parts of the Mass.

 Full House!!!
We DVR a bunch of these during the night, 
to watch whenever
I LOVE it. 
This TV family is so wholesome to watch,
they do not make the parents look stupid, like the Disney shows do

 When Uncle Jesse married Becky
there was a show all about moving in together 
after they were married!!!!!
I know, right?!!!
 Boots.
I like these boots.
 I am not stylish at all.
But if I were, 
and if I had money,
I'd so wear these.


 Love this.  
It's so simple.
I do not understand in the least why this is even an issue.

 Oh, gosh, I feel this in my deep yearning for God daily.
Each time I pray, or go to Mass, or Adoration,
I can't wait til the next time!
 Since it snowed last night...
(it melted today, but it's coooold outside!)
 Now, I'm going to get myself in trouble with people.

That is not my intention, really it is not.
FACEBOOK
I like it for many things
Seeing my cousins and their kiddos
seeing my aunties, especially the ones that live far away.
I love it for religious things, images, pictures and quotes.
I like it for news worthy things and funny things

I do not check it with a phone, 
I check it like I check emails, 
you know, with a computer, at a desk, in my home.

I don't like it for the fact that I probably check it too much
I don't like it for the fact that I go to the computer to do something,
but my absent minded, mom induced ADHD distracts me and 
I end up doing nothing, except scroll down to see the 
"instant" 
The instant life
is passing by.
Talk about fast paced.
I need to slow down.
Don't we all?
I need to blog again,
I think blogging vs Facebook
is just slower.


I think I use Facebook for the wrong reasons.
I like to "LIKE" things.  
In fact, if you know me at all, 
I'd love to "LOVE" lots of things.  
Like almost everything that my friends post.

But the problem with that, is
when I really like something, since there is no "LOVE" button
to "love", I "SHARE" it.

I share it because in my mind, I'm saying to the original person,
"Yeah, alright!!  I agree with you!! SO much that I'm going to SHARE it!"

Problem with that is
sometimes those things offend others.
Which is not my intention.


like immunizing.
Way back when we had our first baby,
I met people that did not immunize.

At the time, I did not even know there was a huge debate about it.
I just asked "why don't you?"
Then we researched.

I did not get defensive
or mad
of huffy at all.
I was curious.
So I asked questions.

Why do people get huffy towards me? 
I don't want to debate anyone.
This is what we choose for now.
(to not immunize)

It's because of things like 

This article confirms that MMR 
was confirmed to cause Autism in some children.

Isn't this good news?
Good news, because they can work on making better, healthier vaccines?

That's all I want, healthy vaccines.
Vaccines that have less side effects than the actual disease it is trying to prevent.

A bigger issue here is the fact that vaccines contain aborted fetal cells
but they are working on making them without them,
thank God!
See an updated vaccine list without aborted babies cells:
HERE

I don't really care what other people do or don't do.
I guess I do, I guess I find it interesting, 
not maddening, or anything.  
 This is interesting.
This is concerning, isn't it?

If it's not to you, that's fine, I don't want to argue with you
But if you find it interesting, let's talk about it.  
talk, not argue, not judge.

We all want what is best for our own children.
I trust you are making the decisions that work for you.
Can't you trust me too?

I'm still posting religious images, prayers and quotes on 
my Facebook page, but am really trying to not "like" things 
that make other people mad.
I'm trying to not comment, or ask questions of others when we 
differ on things, because I'm taken wrong. 

I just want to talk.
Calmly.

So, I'm sorry if I made anyone mad.
 OK, onto lighter things again.
Wouldn't these be fun to make for a Grinch Stole Christmas movie night?

 I am so tempted to do this, 
in fact when my kids scrub the floor
I almost always think of Cinderella.
(which I guess, you know who that makes me)
 A pointless job.

I know, I'm all over the place tonight.
Here, I'll leave you with some cuteness.  
My little cuties.

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