Reviews!

 My 10 year old and I went out for some "mom time"

(we used to call them "mommy dates" 

but now that the kids are older, well, um...it's changed)

We went out to eat and then shopping and then onto see this movie!

At the movie theater

(so this one is not out yet in video)

IT WAS SUPER!!!!

I loved it.

Steve Carell was awesome in it.

And
 Jennifer Garner was in it.
  (need I say more?)
(I like her)

Laugh outloud funny!

(my other Steve Carell favorites, besides The Office?

The Way Way Back, and Dan in Real Life)

 Mommy date

Can anyone say Maude?

Seriously, I look like Maude. 

This is what I wore Sunday. 

I look like Maude.

If you don't know who Maude is, you are too young, just look at me.

If you do know who Maude is, then,
 you know I'm right.

 Failed selfie...sunlight...shadows...oh, well!

 TV Show review!

I am watching The Glades on Netflix.

I am really liking it.

The first couple shows, the main character, Jim, I was not so sure about.

But as each season has gone on, I've liked him more and more.

It's a murder mystery type light hearted show.

 Toilet paper!!

We all use it.

We all need it.

But not all toilet papers are the same.

This is the kind I like to buy.

It's soft, thick enough for the job and I've literally used it all my life, 

as my mom buys this kind too.

This is the best toilet paper out there.

 The problem is my toilet paper causes our new toilets to get stopped up

(with a little help from certain little people that like to use lots and lots of it,

 but do not like to flush)

Our plumber told us

(he frequents our home)

that we should switch to Scott toilet paper.

My heart sank.

Have you tried this stuff?

It is gas-station-paper thin!!

I'm sorry in advance, if you come to our home,

for our toilet paper.

You can use a ton though, even choose to not flush 

and it will not stop up our toilets.

 THE BEST THING I LEARNED ALL SUMMER:

(Thanks Amanda)

If you wear skirts and your legs rub together and sweat

 (and you are tired of wearing biker shorts under your skirts)

put deodorant between your legs. 

Yep.

It works!  

 Onto more movie reviews!

These are all in video, we watch via Netflix!

X-Men!!

Well, I suppose you'd have to already be a fan of  the X-Men to like these.

I am.

So I loved it.

But with this one, I didn't like that because Wolverine went back to the past,

the future was changed (which was the point of the whole movie) 

but, I want to know what the new future was, which is now the past, 

because it ends in the present.

Follow me?

(Like did Mystique end up being good?)

I'm excited they could make a lot of new movies because of these questions.

Right?

 This movie was pretty good.

Different, but good.

I think Tom Cruise did a really good job at showing a man

be kind of a jerk and humble himself, by dying over and over again and again.

Now I'm probably going to get in trouble with you for this one.

I did not like this one.

I'll repeat that I did NOT like this one!

half way through, I was ready for both of them to die.

(it's about 2 terminally ill teens)

They sleep together, they show them take each other's clothes off .

Why do they do that?

They did not have to do that for this movie.

They can fall in love without sleeping together.

It happens in real life, really, it does.

But that was only one thing I didn't like about the movie.
I actually didn't like the movie.
It was slow and like I said, I wanted them to die already.

I don't know...I just didn't like it. 

(I'm the happy ending person, remember?)
(which is why I wanted them to die, so I could be happy) 

 Here's another thing I did not like!

I love to workout, really, I do.

I've been trying to work out again

(see above Maude picture)

But, I just don't like her personality, especially while I'm working out. 

Every day.
She's obnoxious.
Maybe she needs to workout in Hawaii or something.
Maybe she'd be happy then.

Like him
I love him.

OK, I don't really love him!

But I sure love his workouts!

This is Gilad.

We do not have TV anymore, we just do Netflix.

I have a couple of his videos, but they are not the same 

as the shows they have on FitTV at 5:30am

Gilad's Total Body Sculpt

(Below)

I don't know, he's just friendlier, happy, 

yet he gives a really good workout.

I signed up for this monthly streaming thing.
HERE

I can get any and all of his TV shows streamed onto my computer.

for $9.99/month.

(yeah, Tom was not happy with that)

But, it's cheaper than a membership 

and it makes me happy.

(and I can cancel anytime I want to)